01
牙医问我牙齿为何磨损，我笑答：“生活不易，全靠咬牙坚持！”The dentist asked me why my teeth were worn out, and I smiled and replied, "Life is not easy, it's all about clenching my teeth and holding on!"
02
梦想环游世界，房东却成了我的“环球旅行绊脚石”。I dream of traveling around the world, but the landlord has become my 'obstacle to traveling around the world'.
03
长寿秘籍大公开：只要会喘气，活到九十九！The secret to longevity is revealed: as long as you can breathe, you can live to be ninety-nine!
04
上半年收入总结：除了开销，就剩下一把“锤子”的存款了。Summary of income in the first half of the year: apart from expenses, there is only a deposit of "a hammer" left.
05
与蚊子激战一夜，结局：它饿，我困，平局收场。Fought with mosquitoes all night, and the ending: it was hungry, and I was sleepy, and it ended in a draw.
06
买菜遇阿婆，问菜有无农药，阿婆笑答：“纯天然，想加农药自己回家放。”Met an old lady when buying vegetables, and asked if there was any pesticide in the vegetables, and the old lady smiled and replied, "It's all natural. If you want to add pesticides, go home and put them yourself."
07
购物新哲学：多买无用之物，至少证明你不是家里最“无用”的。A new philosophy of shopping: buy more useless things, at least to prove that you are not the most "useless" one at home.
08
三思而后行？一思不做，二思拖延，三思求人代劳！Think twice before acting? Don't act after the first thought, procrastinate after the second thought, and ask someone else to do it after the third thought!
09
脸大脾气好，不是没道理，毕竟翻脸得做套广播体操。Having a big face and a good temper is not without reason. After all, to turn your face needs to do a set of radio gymnastics.
10
计划环游欧亚两月游，急求攻略：你们的钱包是怎么长成“印钞机”的？Planned a two-month tour around Europe and Asia, urgently seeking strategies: how did your wallets grow into "money printers"?
会好，迟早
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